Top 10 list

This is a work in progress.  I am trying to create a Letterman style "Top 10" list.  At this point I only have 7 items and I have not settled on the sequence.  So, in no particular order, here's what I have so far:

Top 10 things I have learned from Bristol Palin on "Dancing With the Stars":

• You don't have to be a star to be on "Dancing With the Stars".
• Ozzie Osborne is a better parent than Sara Palin.
• Margaret Cho is a better dancer than Bristol Palin.
• Len Goodman has the appropriate ethics to qualify him  for a job on Fox News.  (He gave Bristol an 8, the highest mark he awarded that night, on Week 2).
• Bristol at 19 can dance better than a 58 year old man with two bad knees (David Hasselhoff).
• She has less "charm and charisma" than an overweight, over the hill, 60 year old computer nerd (Steve Wozniak).
• (added 11/18/10) All military officers are "'gentlemen' by act of congress".  Similarly, Bristol Palin is a "'good dancer' by act of Tea Party".

Additional contributions and help with the sequence warmly encouraged.